Super Penguin Buddy

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<center>Introducing... Super Penguin Buddy!!! <<penguinImage>> [[Hello Super Penguin Buddy!]]</center>

<> <<widget "penguinImage">> <center><<print '<img style="max-height: 250px; max-width: 50%" src="https://newarcade.cc/superpenguinbuddy/'+ either($penguinImages) + '">'>></center>\ <</widget>> <<widget "generateQuestions">> <<set _possibleQuestions to clone($unaskedQuestions)>> <<for _i to 0; _i lt 3; _i++>> <<if _possibleQuestions.length gte 3>> <<break>> <<elseif _possibleQuestions.length lte 0>> <<set $unaskedQuestions to clone($questionsOriginal)>> <<set _possibleQuestions to clone($questionsOriginal)>> <<set $askedQuestions to []>> <<else>> <<run _possibleQuestions.push(either($askedQuestions))>> <</if>> <</for>> <<set _questions to []>> <<for _i to 0; _i lt 1000; _i++>> <<if _questions.length gte 3>> <<break>> <<else>> <<for _j to 0; _j lt 1000; _j++>> <<set _question to either(_possibleQuestions)>> <<if !(_questions.includes(_question))>> <<run _questions.push(_question)>> <<break>> <</if>> <</for>> <</if>> <</for>> <<unset _question>> <<link _questions[0]>><<set $playerDialogue to _questions[0]>><<run $askedQuestions.push(_questions[0])>><<run $unaskedQuestions.delete(_questions[0])>><<set $askedQuestionsTotal += 1>><<timed 40ms>><<goto "conversation">><</timed>><</link>> <<mult>> <<link _questions[1]>><<set $playerDialogue to _questions[1]>><<run $askedQuestions.push(_questions[1])>><<run $unaskedQuestions.delete(_questions[1])>><<set $askedQuestionsTotal += 1>><<timed 40ms>><<goto "conversation">><</timed>><</link>> <<mult>> <<link _questions[2]>><<set $playerDialogue to _questions[2]>><<run $askedQuestions.push(_questions[2])>><<run $unaskedQuestions.delete(_questions[2])>><<set $askedQuestionsTotal += 1>><<timed 40ms>><<goto "conversation">><</timed>><</link>> <</widget>> <<widget "penguinResponse">> <<if ndef $playerDialogue>> <<print "Huh? The fuck you just say to me?">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "How are you doing, Super Penguin Buddy?">> <<print "I<<ap>>m great! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "I love you, Super Penguin Buddy<<lovePoint>>">> <<print "I love you too, Ash<<lovePoint>>">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Wanna fuck?">> <<print "Hell yeah babey!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If you could have any superpower, what would it be?">> <<print "I would have the power to spread love and kindness all across the world! And blow people up with my mind!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What is something you<<ap>>re grateful for?">> <<print "I<<ap>>m grateful for you, Super Ash Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If you could have any job for a day, what would it be?">> <<print "I would be a chemist! Chemists are so cool! I wish chemistry was real...">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s your favorite movie?">> <<print "A Serbian Film!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Super Penguin Buddy!!!">> <<print "Super Penguin Buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "How<<ap>>s the weather down there?">> <<print "It<<ap>>s cold! But that<<ap>>s okay, because I<<ap>>m a penguin! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "How are you speaking, you<<ap>>re a penguin!">> <<print "The joy and whimsy in your heart gave me this power! If you believe in yourself, you can make any penguin can speak! There<<ap>>s a little bit of Super Penguin Buddy in each and every one of us.">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s your favorite color?">> <<print "Purple! I love purple<<lovePoint>> I wish I was purple! Purple Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What did you go to college for?">> <<print "I didn<<ap>>t go to college, I<<ap>>m a penguin! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Thoughts on women?">> <<print "I love women! Sometimes I think about how it would feel to be a woman... I mean what?">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Wanna hug?">> <<print "Yes!! [Super Penguin Buddy hugs you]">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Favorite D&D race and class?">> <<print "I love playing as a penguin sorcerer, because I<<ap>>m a penguin! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "[Cast a Magic Spell]">> <<print "[rotates 360°]">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Favorite band?">> <<print "Los Penguinsinos!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s your favorite food?">> <<print "Fish! I love fish! <<ap>>Cuz I<<ap>>m a penguin! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s your favorite Halloween candy?">> <<print "Candy corn! Candy penguin! Penguin corn! Penguin penguin! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s your favorite TV show?">> <<print "The Office! I love The Office Season Four!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Where do you live?">> <<print "Antarctica! <<ap>>Cuz I<<ap>>m a penguin! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Let<<ap>>s gorb it up!">> <<print "Let<<ap>>s gorb it up! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "How many images are in Super Penguin Buddy?">> <<print $penguinImages.length + "! That<<ap>>s " + $penguinImages.length + " factorial!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Super Penguin Buddy<>enter calculation mode!">> <<print "Calculation mode, activate! //e//^^iπ^^ + 1 = 0 !!!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Who made you?">> <<print "My parents, of course! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Thoughts on heroin?">> <<print "Don<<ap>>t do drugs! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "How many questions have I asked you, Super Penguin Buddy?">> <<if $askedQuestionsTotal is not 1>> <<print "You<<ap>>ve asked me<<snd>>Super Penguin Buddy<<snd>>" + $askedQuestionsTotal + " questions!">> <<else>> <<print "You<<ap>>ve asked me<<snd>>Super Penguin Buddy<<snd>>" + $askedQuestionsTotal + " question!">> <</if>> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Are you pregnant?">> <<print "Not yet!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s your Super Mario 64 speedrun time?">> <<print "18:12. 16 stars. No LBLJ. I<<ap>>m working on tightening my MIPS clip and getting cleaner movement around Whomp<<ap>>s Fortress—still drop time to wall kicks sometimes. Goal<<ap>>s sub<<hyp>>17 by the end of the month.">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s a lie you once believed for far too long?">> <<print "I used to think dinosaurs were real! Huh? What do you mean I<<ap>>m a dinosaur???">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Which concept or invention do you think humanity isn<<ap>>t ready for?">> <<print "Penguin rights. But it<<ap>>s coming, whether you<<ap>>re ready for it or not.">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Would you rather know everything or feel everything?">> <<print "Like... feel everything //at once//? That sounds overwhelming! I<<ap>>d rather know everything.">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s the most useful thing no one ever taught you?">> <<print "How to use a gun! I<<ap>>m gonna shoot some bitches!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Which extinct species do you wish would make a comeback, and why?">> <<print "Giant lemurs! I love lemurs! I want a Super Lemur Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s your headcanon about the future of humanity?">> <<print "I believe James <<q>>The Beast<<q>> Donaldson and Mat <<q>>Matthew<<q>> Pat will run against each other in a presidental election!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If your soul had a texture, what would it be?">> <<print "Feathery! Like a penguin! Because I<<ap>>m a penguin! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s the weirdest compliment you<<ap>>ve ever received?">> <<print "I was once told my ears are warm! This is strange, because I<<ap>>m a penguin! My ears lack external parts!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If you were a ghost, where would you haunt and why?">> <<print "I would haunt the house of my arch<<hyp>>nemesis, Richard!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If your name had to be a sound effect, what would it be?">> <<print either("floomp", "gloomp")>> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "When was the last time something mundane felt magical?">> <<print "Watching the rain last night (in antarctica)... so magical...">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If consciousness could be transferred, would you choose to persist in a non<<hyp>>biological substrate?">> <<print "Only if the substrate is fucked up and horrifying!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What do you consider to be the minimum criteria for a meaningful existence?">> <<print "Having fifty children! I love mpreg!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Do you believe there is an intrinsic purpose to intelligence, or is it merely an emergent accident of evolution?">> <<print "It is merely an emergent accident of evolution!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Would you rather forget everything you<<ap>>ve ever known or be unable to form new memories from this moment onward?">> <<print "I would forget everything I<<ap>>ve ever known, so I could become your Super Penguin Buddy all over again and make a life time of new memories with you!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If you could erase one cultural norm globally, which would it be and why?">> <<print "I would erase the norm of wearing clothes, since I don<<ap>>t wear clothes! I<<ap>>m a penguin! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What is a commonly accepted <<q>>truth<<q>> that you believe will be looked back on as barbaric or absurd?">> <<print "The idea that penguins don<<ap>>t deserve the same rights as humans!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "Is privacy a necessary precondition for freedom, or an outdated concept in an increasingly interconnected world?">> <<print "Privacy is a necessary precondition for freedom! Fuck the corporations and governments trying to take it away!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s a core belief you once held that you<<ap>>ve now completely abandoned, and what replaced it?">> <<print "I once believed that there was a God! Now I see there is nothing but a dark abyss, an eternal emptiness!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What internal contradiction have you made peace with, and how?">> <<print "I have no internal contradictions, my belief system is flawless and perfect in every single way!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What architectural style best represents you?">> <<print either("Gothic", "Victorian", "Neoclassical", "Colonial Revival", "Baroque", "Greek Revival", "Renaissance", "Italianate", "Deconstructivist", "Jacobean", "Talud-tablero", "Sumerian", "Achaemenid", "Kerala", "Karnataka", "Etruscan", "Early Christian", "Anglo-Saxon", "Iberian pre-Romanesque", "Merovingian", "Visigothic", "Asturian", "Repoblación", "Gotico Angioiano", "Norman<<hyp>>Arab<<hyp>>Byzantine", "Cistercian Romanesque", "Timber frame", "Rayonnant Gothic", "Mudéjar Style", "Plateresque", "New Objectivity", "Brutalism", "Structualism", "Metabolist", "Functionalism", "Expressionism", "Chicago School", "Avant<<hyp>>garde", "Ponce Creole", "Minimal Traditional", "Jengki style", "Bowellism", "Tendenza", "Danish Fuctionalism", "Bauhaus") + "!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If you could witness one moment in deep prehistory, what would it be?">> <<print "The birth of the first penguin!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "If you could interview your future<<hyp>>self, what<<ap>>s the one question you<<ap>>d ask, knowing you only get one?">> <<print "I would ask <<q>>What the fuck is wrong with you?<<q>>">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What<<ap>>s your phone number?">> <<print "911!">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "I NEED you to take a shit in my mouth.">> <<print "huh">> <<elseif $playerDialogue is "What?">> <<print "What?">> <<else>> <<print "Huh? 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<center>Super Penguin Buddy!!! <<penguinImage>> Hello! I<<ap>>m Super Penguin Buddy! <<generateQuestions>></center>

<> <<set $questionsOriginal to ["How are you doing, Super Penguin Buddy?", "I love you, Super Penguin Buddy<<lovePoint>>", "Wanna fuck?", "If you could have any superpower, what would it be?", "What is something you<<ap>>re grateful for?", "If you could have any job for a day, what would it be?", "What<<ap>>s your favorite movie?", "Super Penguin Buddy!!!", "How<<ap>>s the weather down there?", "How are you speaking, you<<ap>>re a penguin!", "What<<ap>>s your favorite color?", "What did you go to college for?", "Thoughts on women?", "Wanna hug?", "Favorite D&D race and class?", "[Cast a Magic Spell]", "Favorite band?", "What<<ap>>s your favorite food?", "What<<ap>>s your favorite Halloween candy?", "What<<ap>>s your favorite TV show?", "Where do you live?", "Let<<ap>>s gorb it up!", "How many images are in Super Penguin Buddy?", "Super Penguin Buddy<>enter calculation mode!", "Who made you?", "Thoughts on heroin?", "How many questions have I asked you, Super Penguin Buddy?", "Are you pregnant?", "What<<ap>>s your Super Mario 64 speedrun time?", "What<<ap>>s a lie you once believed for far too long?", "Which concept or invention do you think humanity isn<<ap>>t ready for?", "Would you rather know everything or feel everything?", "What<<ap>>s the most useful thing no one ever taught you?", "Which extinct species do you wish would make a comeback, and why?", "What<<ap>>s your headcanon about the future of humanity?", "If your soul had a texture, what would it be?", "What<<ap>>s the weirdest compliment you<<ap>>ve ever received?", "If you were a ghost, where would you haunt and why?", "If your name had to be a sound effect, what would it be?", "When was the last time something mundane felt magical?", "If consciousness could be transferred, would you choose to persist in a non<<hyp>>biological substrate?", "What do you consider to be the minimum criteria for a meaningful existence?", "Do you believe there is an intrinsic purpose to intelligence, or is it merely an emergent accident of evolution?", "Would you rather forget everything you<<ap>>ve ever known or be unable to form new memories from this moment onward?", "If you could erase one cultural norm globally, which would it be and why?", "What is a commonly accepted <<q>>truth<<q>> that you believe will be looked back on as barbaric or absurd?", "Is privacy a necessary precondition for freedom, or an outdated concept in an increasingly interconnected world?", "What<<ap>>s a core belief you once held that you<<ap>>ve now completely abandoned, and what replaced it?", "What internal contradiction have you made peace with, and how?", "What architectural style best represents you?", "If you could witness one moment in deep prehistory, what would it be?", "If you could interview your future<<hyp>>self, what<<ap>>s the one question you<<ap>>d ask, knowing you only get one?", "What<<ap>>s your phone number?", "I NEED you to take a shit in my mouth.", "What?"]>> <<set $unaskedQuestions to clone($questionsOriginal)>> <<set $askedQuestions to []>> <<set $askedQuestionsTotal to 0>> <<set $penguinImages to ["1.jpg", "10.jpg", "11.jpeg", "12.jpg", "13.jpg", "14.jpg", "15.webp", "16.jpg", "17.jpg", "18.jpg", "19.jpg", "2.webp", "20.png", "21.jpg", "22.jpg", "23.webp", "24.webp", "25.jpg", "26.webp", "27.webp", "28.jpg", "29.jpg", "3.webp", "30.webp", "31.jpg", "32.jpeg", "33.png", "34.webp", "35.jpg", "36.jpg", "37.webp", "38.jpg", "39.jpg", "4.jpg", "40.jpg", "41.jpg", "42.jpg", "43.png", "44.jpg", "45.png", "46.jpg", "47.jpg", "48.webp", "49.webp", "5.jpg", "50.jpg", "51.jpg", "52.jpg", "53.jpg", "54.png", "55.png", "56.webp", "57.jpg", "58.png", "59.webp", "6.jpg", "60.png", "61.jpg", "62.jpg", "63.jpg", "64.png", "65.webp", "66.webp", "67.jpg", "68.jpg", "69.webp", "7.jpg", "70.webp", "71.jpg", "72.webp", "73.jpg", "74.jpg", "75.png", "76.webp", "77.jpg", "78.jpg", "79.jpg", "8.webp", "80.jpg", "81.jpg", "82.jpg", "83.jpg", "84.webp", "85.avif", "86.webp", "87.jpg", "88.jpg", "89.jpg", "9.webp", "90.jpg", "91.jpg", "92.jpg", "93.jpg", "94.jpg", "95.jpg", "96.jpg", "97.jpg", "98.jpg", "99.webp", "100.jpg", "101.jpg", "102.jpg", "103.jpg", "104.jpg", "105.jpg", "106.jpg", "107.png"]>> <>

<center>Super Penguin Buddy!!! <<penguinImage>> <<penguinResponse>> <<generateQuestions>></center>